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Published:September 16th, 2009 17:59 EST
Couple Robbed While Having Sex In Dumpster

Couple Robbed While Having Sex In Dumpster

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A COUPLE making love in a dumpster have been robbed of their clothes and personal possessions at knifepoint during an embarrassing hold-up.

The pair, aged in their forties, had crawled inside the dumpster so they could be alone.

But while they were engaged in what Wichita police described as "an intimate moment," they were robbed by a man armed with a pocket knife."

Most of us have at one time or another had a romantic rendezvous in a sleazy motel, but love in a dumpster? The victims weren`t two horny teenagers who didn`t have a car and couldn`t afford a motel, they were two adults!

This gives a whole new definition to a "cheap date" and "dumpster diving". Unfortunately, none of the wire reports and newspaper articles about this tawdry incident give the names of the couple. They deserve to be humiliated for indulging in such a sick tryst.

A naked man will give up anything to a robber brandishing a knife, in his vulnerable position I`m sure the pocket knife looked like a samurai sword.

It may be a small consolation but the robbers were apprehended by the police, and the stolen property was recovered.