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Published:October 13th, 2009 15:45 EST
Mooning A Train May Be Dangerous To Your Health

Mooning A Train May Be Dangerous To Your Health

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A German man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.

The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for traveling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.

`It`s a miracle he wasn`t badly hurt,` the spokesman said on Monday. `This sort of thing can end up killing you.`" Read More

When the freeloader got caught and was booted from the train, he should have hung his head in shame and walked away. Instead the fool subjected the unsuspecting passengers to the unwelcome view of his naked butt.

God or karma intervened, and the the guy`s pants were caught in a door and he was dragged half naked for about fifty yards. Needless to say he made an ass out of himself, and he was lucky he didn`t suffer serious injuries.

The idiot now faces charges of interfering in rail transport, and insulting the train staff. The student paid a very high price for his foolish prank, it may be many a moon before he ever moons anyone again.