Fool Dresses Like A Breathalyzer For Halloween, Gets Nabbed For DUI

By Robert Paul Reyes

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"A man dressed up as a Breathalyzer was pulled over and arrested for a DUI on Halloween night.

The Dayton Daily News reports that police arrested James P. Miller of Cincinnati after they observed him driving the wrong way on a one-way street with no headlights on." Read More

The Halloween reveler was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated, underage possession of alcohol, having an open container and a fake ID, and a one-way street violation. At least the cops didn`t cite him for driving with no headlights on, and for being such an idiot.

Cops found an open container of beer in his vehicle, a case of beer on the passenger side front seat, and more beer in the trunk. This dude had beer everywhere except in his glove compartment, he was a traveling liquor store.

Miller`s costume had an arrow pointing to his crotch area with the words "Blow Here". When this clown was thrown in the drunk tank, I`m sure the other jailbirds took him up on his offer.

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