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Published:January 8th, 2010 17:31 EST
Guy Mugs Ex-Girlfriend, Makes Getaway On Walmart Scooter

Guy Mugs Ex-Girlfriend, Makes Getaway On Walmart Scooter

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"According to police, a Pennsylvania man wearing a hospital gown stole $50 from his ex-girlfriend and tried to flee on a Wal-Mart-owned motorized scooter.

Craig David Jr., 32 of Smithfield, was charged with robbery and disorderly conduct on Wednesday.

Police say David had just been released from a hospital for injuries in a domestic dispute, when he was hit with a frying pan and a table leg." Read More

What an image: A guy wearing a hospital gown with his backside exposed, hops on a Walmart motorized shopping cart, and tries to flee after robbing his ex-girlfriend.

Needless to say this clown was quickly apprehended by the cops, and he was charged with robbery and disorderly conduct. He should have been charged with indecent exposure as well, we all know that hospital gowns leave little to the imagination.

This fool had just been released from a hospital for injuries suffered in a domestic dispute, a woman hit him upside his head with a frying pan and a table leg. Table leg? Was the woman so angry with this idiot that she broke off a leg from a table so she could use it to bash him?

Getting clobbered with a frying pan, and trying to flee in a Walmart scooter? This bizarre incident has all the makings of a movie comedy starring Adam Sandler!

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