January 18th, 2010 11:05 EST
Dude Wearing Cowboy Hat And Shorts Threatens To Shoot Dog
"An intoxicated Iowa City man dressed like a cowboy allegedly broke into a house and threatened to kill the residents` dog early Thursday morning, according to Iowa City police reports.
Derrick Thomas Alger, 24, of 889 Park Place, was arrested on four charges, including trespass, intoxication and carrying a dangerous weapon, on early Thursday morning. The most serious charge was intimidation with a dangerous weapon, a class `D` felony.
According to the timeline laid out in four police reports, at about 12:55 a.m. Thursday, a man described as wearing shorts and a cowboy hat displayed a gun to a cab driver and threatened to use the gun against him. Read More
If Derrick Thomas Alger walks into a gay bar sporting shorts and a cowboy hat he will be welcomed with open arms, but if he walks into a country bar in that ridiculous outfit he will walk out with a black eye and a couple of missing teeth.
If he breaks into my house, regardless what outfit he is wearing, he will be taken away in a body bag.
Only a low-life varmint would threaten a man`s dog, this fool should be locked away for the rest of his miserable life.
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