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Published:March 4th, 2010 20:08 EST

German Cops Looking For Freaks Who Were Doing It In Middle Of The Road

By Robert Paul Reyes

Police in Germany are looking for a couple who were making love in the middle of the road. I wonder what transpired before the couple decided to make out in the middle of the road.

Dude: Let`s save $20, and instead of going to the Sleazy Easy Motel let`s knock boots right here on the street.

Lady: But will you still respect me?

Dude: Sure I will Kara, you know how much I love you.

Lady: My name is Samantha, OK let`s get busy!

"A police spokesman said: `We want to find this couple because such behaviour is not permissible.`

The open air sex session took place on Sunday in the industrial city of Krefeld, West Germany.

Motorists said the cheeky pair were at it for at least ten minutes."

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I love the police spokesperson`s understated message: Instead of saying "This kind of behavior is dangerous, outrageous, illegal and immoral, and we simply won`t tolerate it, he said "such behavior is not permissible.

I don`t care what people do in their bedroom, but I would be very angry if my car`s alignment got messed up because I ran over a couple having sex.

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