March 4th, 2010 19:08 EST
German Cops Looking For Freaks Who Were Doing It In Middle Of The Road
Police in Germany are looking for a couple who were making love in the middle of the road. I wonder what transpired before the couple decided to make out in the middle of the road.
Dude: Let`s save $20, and instead of going to the Sleazy Easy Motel let`s knock boots right here on the street.
Lady: But will you still respect me?
Dude: Sure I will Kara, you know how much I love you.
Lady: My name is Samantha, OK let`s get busy!
"A police spokesman said: `We want to find this couple because such behaviour is not permissible.`
The open air sex session took place on Sunday in the industrial city of Krefeld, West Germany.
Motorists said the cheeky pair were at it for at least ten minutes."
I love the police spokesperson`s understated message: Instead of saying "This kind of behavior is dangerous, outrageous, illegal and immoral, and we simply won`t tolerate it, he said "such behavior is not permissible.
I don`t care what people do in their bedroom, but I would be very angry if my car`s alignment got messed up because I ran over a couple having sex.
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