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Published:March 5th, 2010 15:37 EST

AussieBum Makes Underwear From Bananas

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Australian underwear company AussieBum has been monkeying around and the result is a range of men`s underwear made with bananas.

bananaThe new eco-friendly banana range of undies incorporates 27 percent banana fibre, 64 percent cotton and 9 percent lycra, AussieBum`s Lloyd Jones said on Friday."


Talk about Fruit of the Loom!

Are those banana briefs you are wearing, or are you just glad to see me?

The underwear won`t smell like bananas, but I wouldn`t complain if it did, that would be an improvement over what my drawers usually smell like.

These banana undies should be a big hit with the metrosexual crowd, I`m sure they will demand boxers made from every fruit under the sun.

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