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Published:April 30th, 2010 10:50 EST

Cougars On A Mission From God To Buy Lingerie

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Sales of sultry lingerie among older women are booming in Britain thanks to the glamorous 40-somethings of `Sex and the City 2` and `Cougar Town,` retail chain Debenhams reported on Thursday." Reuters

I`m glad that women in their 40`s and 50`s feel sexually empowered, but I`d much rather hook up with a young chick than an old cougar.

cougarNot all cougars look at good as Kara DioGuardi or Sarah Jessica Parker, and older women on the make should think twice before donning sexy attire.

Lingerie buyer Annette Warburton touts women in their 40`s as the new 20`s, but that`s hogwash. The ageing process always takes its toll, and a woman of a certain age looks ridiculous wearing thongs.

When these cougars hit their 60`s and 70`s will there suddenly be a market for thong shaped Depends?

I urge all young men to stay away from these ruthless cougars, they will suck the life out of you.

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