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Published:May 12th, 2010 15:26 EST
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Dudes Steal Truck Full Of Adult Merchandise

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Michigan police said they are searching for more than $250,000 worth of adult merchandise, including lingerie and sex toys, stolen along with a delivery truck.

sexy merchandisePlymouth Township police said the driver discovered the truck missing Monday morning and the vehicle was recovered later in the day, but without the Lover`s Lane products inside, WDIV-TV, Detroit, reported Wednesday."


There is no truth to the rumor that the truck was recovered behind Tiger Woods` mansion.

I would assume that a truck loaded with sex toys and other adult products would have a discrete paint job that would give little indication of what`s inside. The robbers were probably flabbergasted when they opened the boxes, and discovered lingerie and sex toys.

It`s difficult but not impossible to sell sex toys, there`s always eBay and other similar Web sites. Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, the Kardashian sisters, and Amy Winehouse probably buy truckloads of adult merchandise every year.

If the robbers are unable to unload the sexy goods, at least they will have enough presents to keep their girlfriends happy for the rest of their lives.

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