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Published:May 12th, 2010 15:50 EST
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Kids Use Apple As Bong, Crazy Cops Charge Them With Possession Of Drug Paraphernalia

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Nebraska said they arrested a teenager who allegedly used an apple and a hollowed-out cucumber as marijuana smoking devices.

apple bongLincoln Police Officer Katie Flood said School Resource Officer Brian Ward of Lincoln Southeast High School approached a car containing two 16-year-olds about 12:25 p.m. Monday and smelled marijuana coming from the vehicle, the Lincoln (Neb.) Journal Star reported Wednesday.

Ward discovered an apple and the hollowed-out cucumber in the car, Flood said. She said both produce items contained burnt marijuana.`"


I imagine the two kids accidentally broke their bong, and they were too lazy to go out and buy another one. Necessity is the mother of invention, so they made bongs out of an apple and a cucumber.

I`m surprised they actually had vegetables in their home, most stoners only have Ding Dongs, Cheetos, cupcakes, Doritos and Slim Jims in their cupboards.

The cops were a bit too zealous, they actually charged the kids with possession of drug paraphernalia. Please, it`s really stretching it to label an apple and a cucumber as drug paraphernalia. Those police officers need to mellow out, I hope they sampled the kids` weed.

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