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Published:May 14th, 2010 11:55 EST
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Skinny Dip Leads To Swollen Manhood

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Canadian tourist`s nude swim and nap at at a New Zealand beach ended badly when he woke with a swollen penis after apparently being bitten by a poisonous spider, a report said Friday.

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The 22-year-old man woke from his post-swim nap to find his penis swollen and painful and bearing a red mark, a report in the New Zealand Medical Journal said.
By the time he got to hospital in the far north of the country, his penis was severely swollen, his blood pressure was high and his heart racing."
I am all for public nudity, as long as it`s female nudity that`s being exposed. I`m delighted at the nude swimmer`s misfortune, maybe it will teach him to keep  his drawers on.
The hapless beach-lover spent 16 days in the hospital, I bet it will be a long time before he goes skinny-dipping , and an even longer time before he`s intimate with a woman again.
The concept of privacy doesn`t exist anymore, I`m betting that it will only be a matter of time before images of this dude`s swollen penis are all over the Internet. There had to be at least on orderly, nurse or doctor who snapped a couple of pics with his cell phone camera.
The unfortunate guy could hardy complain if that scenario comes to pass, he`s a freakin` exhibitionist.