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Published:May 23rd, 2010 12:08 EST
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Cops Find Idiot Fugitive Hiding In Stack Of Teddy Bears

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Teddy bears, even a stack of them, weren`t adequate cover for a fugitive. Police said a 20-year-old man found that out after he led them on a vehicle chase, then tried to hit an officer with his car.

teddy bearA motorcycle officer noticed that David Caro was not wearing his seat belt, police said. The officer tried to pull Caro over, but he sped away in his 1994 Nissan Maxima, police said.

Caro ditched his car near a traveling carnival ...

They tracked him to a game booth with an array of teddy bears for prizes."

Wearing your seat belt may not only save your life, but it will also save you a lot of aggravation. Caro first caught the attention of the cops, because he wasn`t wearing a seat belt.

At one point in this farcical incident the suspect tried to run over a police offer, he was charged with aggravates assualt against a public servant and evading arrest.

A pile of teddy bears is a good hiding place, but Caro forgot to assume the fetal position. A cop saw the idiot`s sneakers sticking out from under the stuffed animals.

The moral of this story is clear: Always wear your seat belt, and never speed away when a cop pulls you over.

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