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Published:May 27th, 2010 10:36 EST

Freaky Toddler Smokes 2 Packs Of Cigarettes A Day

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Sumatran toddler Ardi Rizal has two-pack-a-day cigarette habit

babyArdi Rizal isn`t even out of diapers, but he already smokes around 40 cigarettes every day, according to

The 2-year-old Sumatran boy was given his first cigarette at 18 months by his 30-year-old father, Mohammed. Now, he throws tantrums if he`s denied his two-pack-a-day habit, according to his family.

`He`s totally addicted,` said Ardi`s 26-year-old mother, Diana. `If he doesn`t get cigarettes, he gets angry and screams and batters his head against the wall. He tells me he feels dizzy and sick.` Read more

Not only does this little freak smoke two packs of cigarettes a day, but it looks like he consumes two pounds of food daily. I would guess that this pudgy toddler has a life expectancy of two years.

This is what Lindsay Lohan`s baby will look like, except that her toddler would be smoking a joint, and have an alcohol-monitoring device attached to his ankle.

This baby should immediately be taken away from his irresponsible parents, only a heartless idiot would give an 18-month baby a cigarette. The dad isn`t too concerned about his son, he told reporters: He looks pretty healthy to me. I don`t see the problem.

This baby is godawful scary, but not as frightening as the Muslim children who are dressed like suicide bombers by their parents, and taught to hate Israelis and Americans. Let`s be thankful that little Ardi is packing poop in his diapers and not a bomb.


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