June 3rd, 2010 12:42 EST
Maid Will Clean Your House In The Nude: Professional Or Prostitute?
"An Omaha woman offers a different uniform while she cleans house: topless, bottomless or fully nude.
The business, ODD`Z & EN`Z Janitorial & More, advertises `house cleaning and more . . . in plain or exotic professional attire,` as well as cooking services and child care, according to the flier.
House cleaning by a nude maid starts at $125, according to the flier. Nude cleaning with `satisfaction` is $175." Read More
The business owner, Kia Carroll, 27, insists she`s not a prostitute. But I`m sure that any wife who catches her husband employing the services of Kia will accuse him of hiring a whore.
Kia will clean your house, cook for you, and even take care of your children, for the right price. Who would want a woman who provides nude cleaning with "satisfaction" to be take care of their kids?
The nude cleaning with "satisfaction" fee is $175, for that price she`d better leave me so satisfied that I smoke a cigarette.
There`s no way in hell I`m going to pay a nude skank $175 to clean my house, I`d rather give a toothless old lady $25 to tidy things up.
Heads up for horny guys in Omaha: Kia Carroll is no beauty, I wouldn`t pay her a dime to take her clothes off.
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