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Published:June 4th, 2010 12:02 EST

Wimpy Drunk Calls 911: Mommy Took Away My Beer!

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Police in Florida said a man charged with making false 911 reports called the emergency number several times to report his mother took away his beer.

babyA Pasco County Sheriff`s Office arrest report said Charles Dennison, 32, of New Port Richey called 911 multiple times Friday and said he wanted his mother arrested for taking his beer, the St. Petersburg (Fla.) Times reported Tuesday." UPI

Dennison, 32, is a little bit too old to still be living with mommy; she should kick him and his beer to the curb.

The average person would be too embarrassed to make a nuisance call to the 911 emergency system, but this oxygen thief isn`t ashamed that everyone knows that his mother took away his beer. This clown sounds like a toddler complaining to his daddy: Mom took away my crayons because I scribbled on the walls, please make mommy give them back to me.

Dennison was promptly arrested by the cops, and life behind bars will be hell for a wimp like him. I can see him complaining to a prison guard: Bubba took away my pillow, please make him give it back to me.

Lots of luck in jail fool!

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