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Published:June 17th, 2010 13:37 EST

Two Dudes Attend Church Festival Then Dance Naked In The Forest

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in New York state said they found two highly intoxicated men naked and covered in mud in a wooded area in the Town of Lewiston." - UPI
These two clowns weren`t drinking beer after beer at a bar, and suddenly getting the brilliant idea to go to the woods, get naked, and wrestle in the mud.

churchThese dudes were attending a church festival when they had the epiphany to worship the Creator by frolicking naked in the forest.

The moral of this article is quite clear: Moms don`t let your children attend church festivals, it will lead to debauchery, drunkenness and tomfoolery.

Let the kids attend raves, death metal concerts, seances, and weed parties, but keep them away from houses of worship.

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