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Published:June 29th, 2010 17:02 EST
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Google Horse-Boy Worships Google God

By Robert Paul Reyes

By now everyone has heard of horse-boy who was captured by Google Earth.

"An enigmatic character, dubbed `Horse-Boy,` has appeared on Google Street View in Aberdeen, Scotland, and has generated considerable buzz and speculation by Internet users the world over. The man can be seen standing against a wall in a purple shirt and brownish pants wearing a large horse mask." Read More

Google Horse-Boy wouldn`t walk a block out of his way to witness the Second Coming of Jesus Christ, but he waited patiently, for who knows how long, for the Google van.

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Google is omnipresent, omniscient, and omnipotent, in short Google is a deity for today`s technological society.

We don`t need to consult the Oracle at Delphi, in a second Google will answer your question, find an old friend you`ve lost contact with, and expose the secrets of your enemies.

Horse-boy had a once in a lifetime opportunity to be photographed by the Google vehicle, and that`s more meaningful for a 21st century individual than touching the hem of Jesus` garment.

As an Internet writer who has published thousands of essays online, I`d rather upset Jehovah than get on Google`s bad side. I`m not trying to be sacreligious, I`m keeping it real.

Horse-boy was standing at attention, he was aware that a representative of his God would soon pass by him. I imagine that the ancient Israelites had the same respectful posture as they witnessed the Ark of the Covenant pass by.

Who is the Google horse-boy? We are the Google horse-boy. We are willing to dress like fools to capture the attention of our God.

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