July 7th, 2010 13:52 EST
Mud Day Should Be A National Holiday
"Michigan`s Wayne County marked local holiday Mud Day with hordes of children playing in a mud pit created from 200 tons of dirt and 20,000 gallons of water.
The Tuesday event, at Hines Park in Westland, featured nearly 1,000 children ranging from toddler to preteens splashing, rolling and racing in the 1 1/2-foot deep pit to cool off from the 90-degree heat, The Detroit News reported Wednesday."
I enjoy watching children having fun, but how about a Mud Day for adults?
Mud Day should be a national holiday, with every bar and night club hosting mud wrestling matches featuring bikini-clad hotties.
This would be a holiday enjoyed by the entire family, the kids could play in a mud pit and Mom could have a mud facial while hard-working dad ogles the babes playing in the mud.
Mud Day would quickly become everyone`s favorite holiday! Who wants to spend a holiday with the family? On Mud Day Mom, Dad and the kids would each go his one way.
Go Mud Day!