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Published:July 11th, 2010 12:44 EST

Lady Sues McDonald's, Claims There Was A Bone In Her Burger! Scam?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A McDonald`s customer sued the fast-food giant in Cook County Circuit Court on Tuesday for allegedly serving her a double cheeseburger that contained a bone or bone fragment.

When Millicent Brown bit into the burger on July 8, 2008, the bone caused `significant damage to her teeth," `which required a root canal, tooth extraction, bone graft and implant, according to the suit. Read More

A customer who dines regularly at McDonald`s might eventually die of a heart attack caused by the calorie-laden burgers and fries.

But I doubt that biting into a cheeseburger containing a fragment of a bone would result in an injury so severe it required a root canal, tooth extraction, bone graft and implant.

My guess is that the bone fragment is a figment of Brown`s imagination. If this greedy woman`s allegations are proven to be false, she should be charged with fraud by the authorities, and sued by McDonald`s.

This con artist is suing the investment company that operates the McDonald`s where she bought her burger, the meat distributor and Wal-Mart. The McDonald`s is located in a Wal-Mart. If Bill Gates had been in the McDonald`s while she was eating her burger, I guess she would have sued him as well.

If there`s a God in heaven this woman will win her lawsuit, and then when she`s celebrating her victory by drinking a glass of champagne the bubbly will go down her throat the wrong way causing her to choke to death.

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