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Published:July 16th, 2010 12:11 EST
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Dastardly Dudes Pummel Porky Pig

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Police in suburban Chicago say two Six Flags Great America employees visiting the park on their day off allegedly assaulted a worker dressed as Porky Pig.

porky pigGurnee police said Dmytro Petrychenko, 19, and Taras Sikalchuk, 20, allegedly hit the 24-year-old woman dressed as the "Looney Tunes" character in the back and front of her head 10 to 15 times after posing for a picture with her." UPI
Let`s count the ways why these two dudes are cowardly scum of the Earth:

  • Their victim was a female.

  • It was two against one.

  • The lady was a fellow employee; they are aware how hard she works for the money.

  • They conked her on the head, after she let them pose for a picture with her. What a way to show gratitude!

    When these jackasses land in jail and their fellow inmates learn that they hit a young woman dressed as Porky Pig, they will learn what it means to be somebody`s wife behind bars.

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