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Published:July 22nd, 2010 10:56 EST
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Moron Cop Hooks Up With Midget Porn Star

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Massachusetts said an officer resigned after leaving his patrol to meet "the world`s smallest porn star" and adding a laser sight to his pistol.

Stoughton Police Chief Paul Shastany said Officer Richard Bennett, 28, submitted a short resignation letter June 30 after complaints from colleagues prompted two internal affairs investigations, The Boston Globe reported Wednesday.

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Shastany said the first investigation found Bennett left his post during patrol hours last month to be photographed in uniform with Bridget "The Midget" Powers, a 3-foot-9-inch woman billed as `the world`s smallest porn star,` at strip bar Club Alex`s in Stoughton." UPI

If a police officer leaves his patrol to hook up with his girlfriend, it`s outrageously unprofessional behavior, but he might get away with it.

But when a cop abandons his patrol to go to a strip club where he`s photographed standing next to the world`s smallest porn star, it`s unprofessional and incredibly stupid.

It was only be a matter of time before photos and video of the world`s most stupid cop and the world`s smallest porn star would be all over the Web.

Maybe the moron cop`s next career can be as a porn star, but his Johnson probably doesn`t measure up. If this dumb cop altered his pistol to make it more intimidating, it seems to be that he`s compensating for his physical shortcomings.

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