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Published:July 23rd, 2010 09:59 EST
elvis presley

Stolen Statue Of Elvis Presley Found In Company Of Angels

By Robert Paul Reyes


"A 6-foot-tall fiberglass statue of Elvis Presley stolen from a Maryland diner was found a few miles away leaning up against angel statues in a cemetery, nearby residents say." UPI

Elvis Presley has been sighted at fast food joints, bars, night clubs, and shopping centers, but this is the first time he has been seen in the company of angels.

elvis presleyOf course this Elvis is made of fiberglass, the flesh and blood Elvis and the ghostly Elvis prefer the company of gamblers, drunks, and ladies who like to have a good time.

The fiberglass Elvis is in relatively good shape, with only minor damage to its foot. The same can`t be said for the ghostly Elvis, even if you are a ghost eating all those Big Whoppers is going to take a toll on you.

The fiberglass statue of Elvis Presley is back on the roof of the Maryland diner, the ghost Elvis is probably in a fast food restaurant or in a brothel.

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