August 10th, 2010 20:11 EST
Tree Trimmer Terrorized By Africanized Bees
"A Florida tree trimmer who was attacked by Africanized honeybees said he returned to finish the `nightmare` job and accidentally took down a live power pole."
If I were trimming a tree, and I was stung 150 times by Africanized honeybees I would interpret that as sign of God to find another occupation.
After Ralph St. Peter was attacked by the horde of bees, his wife pleaded with him not to finish the job. But Dudley Do-Right returned to finish the job, and the idiot took down a live power pole.
As a punishment for his stupidity, Ralph should return to the scene one final time, to help the utility workers put up the power pole.
If Ralph doesn`t have an epiphany and quit, I hope his wife will divorce him and his employer will fire him.
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