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Published:August 22nd, 2010 10:38 EST

Parents Offer Their Evil Daughter's Services As Free Babysitter

By Robert Paul Reyes


"The parents of a Texas 16-year-old caught violating her curfew took out a newspaper ad offering their daughter`s services as a free baby sitter.

babysitterWendy Rausch of Southlake, 16-year-old Kirstin Rausch`s stepmother, said her husband came up with the 30 hours of free baby-sitting scheme after Kristin was caught with friends out later at night than allowed, the Fort Worth (Texas) Star-Telegram reported Friday."UPI

In these troubling times parents carefully vet nannies and babysitters, and they won`t hire a girl who doesn`t come close to being a vestal virgin.

Only a crazy person would let a girl who is in trouble for violating her curfew babysit her children. Kirstin is liable to give the baby a couple of aspirin to put it to sleep, and then invite her friends for a party.

Kirstin has completed half her required hours, so there are really idiots who have taken up the offer of free babysitting. I wouldn`t let Kirstin watch my goldfish.

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