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Published:August 24th, 2010 15:23 EST

Officer, I Said Bong, Not Bomb!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Two men at the center of a bomb scare on a Washington state ferry said the incident was a misunderstanding stemming from a conversation about a `bong.`

bongSan Juan County Sheriff Bill Cumming said several passengers on the Yakima ferry reported overhearing the men identifying themselves as terrorists and saying there was a bomb in their belongings, The Journal of the San Juans, Friday Harbor, Wash., reported Monday.

Cumming said the boat was searched when it arrived in Friday Harbor and no explosives were found. He said the men claimed the reports were a misunderstanding."- UPI
The two dudes claim they were discussing taking hits on a bong later that night, and the nosy passengers thought they said "bomb" instead of "bong."

Taking a hit on a bong is such an exhilarating experience, that it`s natural to look forward to the mind-bending experience.

The cops searched the belongings of the two men, but they didn`t find a bomb. I bet the police found plenty of Doritos, Cheetos, and Ding Dongs.

The two dudes should invite their passengers to their bong party, after a few hits they will mellow out, and not get all stressed out over terrorists.

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