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Published:August 29th, 2010 14:06 EST
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Phoney Baloney: Cops Find Bologna Stuffed With Cocaine

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A hunk of bologna mailed to a home in western Massachusetts delivered cocaine, not cold cuts, police said.

Local and federal lawmen confiscated $100,000 worth of the drug hidden inside hollowed-out meat mailed from Puerto Rico and arrested a man Thursday evening, The (Springfield, Mass.) Republican reported."

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Juan Rodriguez, 30, was arrested and charged with trafficking cocaine. He was ordered held in lieu of $100,000 cash or $1 million surety bail.

Dailey, working undercover, delivered the parcel, and it was signed for by a woman sitting on the steps with Rodriguez. Police said he took the package and went inside."


There is no truth that the woman who signed for the unusual parcel was Whitney Houston. Although Whitney is probably high on crack after the dreadful reviews she received during her recent concert tour.

I`m very anti-drug, and if a hunk of bologna containing cocaine was delivered to my house by mistake, I would immediately notify the authorities.

But if a hunk of bologna was mailed to my home containing weed, within a few minutes there would be marijuana smoke wafting from the windows of my home. Weed is a medicinal herb, not a drug, and that`s no baloney.

I`m glad Rodriguez is in prison where he belongs, but if there were a God Whitney Houston would be behind bars as well for letting drugs destroy her career.

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