August 30th, 2010 10:07 EST
Dude Gets Shot In The Head, Fool Notices 5 Years Later
"A Polish man living in Germany went about his business for about five years without noticing he had been shot in the head because he was drunk when it happened. Police in the western city of Bochum said on Tuesday doctors found a .22 caliber bullet in the back of his head after the 35-year-old went to have what he thought was a cyst removed. I promise no "dumb Polack" jokes "
Presented with the 5.6mm projectile, the man recalled he had received a blow to the head around midnight at a New Year`s party "in 2004 or 2005," but had forgotten about it because he had been "very drunk," a police spokesman said." - Reuters
I will not use this as an excuse to question the intellectual abilities of Polish people. My point is that alcohol renders everyone, regardless of ethnicity, a clueless idiot.
A sober person will notice if a bullet strikes him in the back of his head. He will feel the impact of the bullet, he will rub his head and feel the indentation, and he will notice the blood.
A drunk fool on the other hand, may take exception to a perceived slight and resort to violence, but it isn`t surprising if he fails to notice that he`s been shot in the back of his head.
The bullet probably got lodged in the fool`s head when a New Year Eve`s reveler fired a gun in celebration.
For his own safety the Polish man should stay indoors every New Year`s Eve.
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