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Published:September 2nd, 2010 14:11 EST

Toddler Goes To Rehab For 2 Packs A Day Cigarette Addiction

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A two-year-old Indonesian boy who smoked about 40 cigarettes a day has kicked the habit after receiving intensive specialist care, a child welfare official said Thursday.

toddlerArdi Rizal shocked the world when a video of him drawing heavily on cigarettes appeared on the Internet in May and drew attention to Indonesia`s failure to regulate the tobacco industry." - AFP

Ardi was given his first cigarette by his moron father -- now that he is cured of his nicotine habit the tot should be placed in a foster home.

Ardi`s parents gave him cigarettes to keep him happy while they worked for long hours at a street market. I guess they couldn`t afford a TV to keep the little boy entertained.

The toddler shouldn`t have been sent to rehab for a month to undergo intensive psychosocial therapy. I could have cured the little freak in a couple of days, by smacking his fat bottom every time he cried for a cigarette.

Ardi is a fat blob, they should have cured him of his addiction to food as well. Now that he has given up smoking Ardi may not die of cancer, but the fat freak will probably die of a heart attack.

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