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Published:September 6th, 2010 12:10 EST
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On First Day Of School Little Kids Get Porn Pens!

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"To sweeten their first day at primary school German children are normally given a cardboard cone filled with sweets, but schoolchildren in Essen this year opened their cones to find pens which project erotic images.

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Children attending the Adolf Reichwein School in the northwestern German city were handed cones containing the pens by members of the German Communist Party, according to the school`s headmaster." Reuters


The first day of school can be a traumatic experience for students, it`s a great idea for teachers to hand them treats as they walk into the school grounds.

I bet some of those children weren`t too impressed with the pens, they probably muttered to themselves: I can see much sexier images online, and the resolution is a lot sharper.

I wonder why the schoolmaster let the German Communist Party hand the kids gifts. It`s the goal of the Germany Communist Party to undermine and subvert the "capitalist decadent German society."

The Communist Party claims they had no idea that the pens projected erotic images. Yeah right, and tonight I`m having a little party with Angelina Jolie - minus Brad Pit and her brood.

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