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Published:January 17th, 2009 15:00 EST
Inaugural Security

Inaugural Security on Steroids: "Hooker Free" Zones

By John Lillpop



No reasonable person would argue against rigid security provisions surrounding the inauguration of Barack Obama.

As long as torture is not employed, all necessary security measures should be taken to prevent any untoward incident that could endanger the President-elect or any of the millions of brain-washed zombies who have risked life and limb just to witness the ultimate success of massive voter fraud and pay for play politics.

However, well-intentioned community organizers in Washington, D.C. seem to have crossed over the line into the twilight zone by instituting a "Prostitution Free" zone just for the Obama-bash next Tuesday.

From WusaP this report, in part, (Reference 1):

"WASHINGTON, DC (WUSA) -- District police have placed signs along 5th and I Streets. They read, "Warning, Prostitution Free Zone." Those who disobey could be fined 300 dollars, and even jailed. But will the city`s plan work?

"A woman who calls herself Tamira and advertises her services on Craigslist, said otherwise. She said prostitutes who work the streets may ignore the signs. However, she said, some prostitutes may move elsewhere."

Of course, "Hooker Free" signs beg the question, "Does that mean that prostitution is OK in zones NOT marked, and OK even along 5th and I streets after the inauguration?"

What brilliant "progressive" think tank produced that dilly?

Besides, just what possible security danger is there to fear from a few seductive Ladies of the Night?

Make love, not war
is still a Democrat rallying cry, is it not?

Instead of driving naughty ladies into the shadows where illegal aliens and other violent criminals congregate, why not come up with a "progressive" solution to honor both the new administration and the 111th Congress?

Why not license the Purveyors of Pleasure as city employees? Most city bureaucrats are whores anyway, so the Ladies should fit right in!

Added bonus: With prostitutes on the city payroll, their incomes can be taxed, taxed, taxed, and taxed some more!

Given the right set of circumstances, revenues so collected could be a major weapon in the war on deficits!

A major win-win for Obama on his first afternoon/evening in office.

Puzzle: What to call the new levy? How about "Pleasure Tax" ?

To close the loop, tear down those oppressive "Prostitution Free" signs and replace them with "Terrorist Free" zone markers.

Another major win-win for President Obama, this time in the war on terror!

Just who said progressives are too stupid to govern effectively?

Reference 1: