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Published:June 26th, 2008 21:43 EST
Hulk Hogan Is One Freaky Dude

Hulk Hogan Is One Freaky Dude

By Robert Paul Reyes

Is Hulk Hogan a freak?

Hogan has a penchant for donning tights, bleaching his hair and he allows cameras to capture the craziness in his household for fame and money. But perhaps the greatest proof that the former wrestling champion and reality star is a freak is found in this article:

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"In the new issue of Us Magazine, Brooke Hogan says that the photos of her father, Hulk Hogan, rubbing lotion on her ass aren`t a big deal.

`I know I`m a grown woman, but it`s like he`s touching an old car,` she says. `He used to change.`"

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A dad applying baby powder to his infant daughter`s behind is cute and normal; the spectacle of a father applying sun tan lotion to this his thong-clad adult daughter`s bare butt is sick and disgusting.

If Hogan wants to apply lotion on his daughter`s butt he should do it in private, and not in public where the revolting spectacle can be captured by the paparazzi.

Brooke Hogan is a stunning beauty, and I wouldn`t compare her ass to an old car. But Hulk would be better off waxing an old car. He should keep his meaty paws to himself.

With a creepy dad like Hulk Hogan, no wonder his Cougar wife has filed for divorce and has taken up with a 19-year-old, and his son sits in jail for a speeding accident that left his passenger and close friend in a coma.

My Tip of the day: Don`t try to google the pic of paunchy Daddy Hogan massaging his daughter`s butt, it might make you throw up.