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Published:June 27th, 2008 15:01 EST
Mini-Me Throws Mini-Fit: TMZ Ran Mini-Excerpt Of His Mini Sex Tape

Mini-Me Throws Mini-Fit: TMZ Ran Mini-Excerpt Of His Mini Sex Tape

By Robert Paul Reyes

It seems every B-List celebrity worth her salt has a sex tape circulating online. Some Bozos spend hours online ogling at the sex tapes of Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson.

The quickest way for a starlet to revive her career is by releasing a sex tape online. Of course the bimbo always claims the tape was stolen.

Verne Troyer

I bet not too many people have googled "Verne Troyer sex tape". Troyer is better known as Mini-Me, the little person who appears in the Austin Powers movies.

"According to Troyer filed suit against -- no fair guessing how TMZ got the scoop on this one -- alleging that the website violated his privacy rights and infringed on his copyright and trademark by running stills and video from a sex tape online.

In the suit, filed Thursday (July 26) in U.S. District Court in Los Angeles, Troyer claims that the tape was stolen. Kevin Blatt, who secured the tape and was reportedly planning to distribute it, is also named as a defendant. Troyer claims that cease-and-desist letters were sent to TMZ before and after the site broke the story and were, apparently, ignored."

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I have nothing against "little persons", but I have no desire to see Mini-me`s Mini-member. Mini-Me is no doubt proud of his hot girlfriend, but he shouldn`t have taped his sex session.

I haven`t seen the still or excerpts from Mini-Me`s sex tape, but I hear that it only took one pixel to blur his Mini-member.

Mini-Me should keep his little mouth shut, and his little member inside his trousers. If you`re stupid enough to film yourself having sex, don`t be too surprised when it`s all over the Internet some day.