July 2nd, 2008 18:00 EST
Rush and Roll Rocks to Tune of $400,000,000.00!
American super-patriot Rush Limbaugh has proven the superior value of conservative talk by landing a $400 million dollar ($400,000,000.00) contract that will keep the unvarnished truth on the radio airwaves through 2016.
With this latest salary surge, El Rushbo`s yearly income now exceeds the salaries of network news anchors Katie Couric, Brian Williams, Charlie Gibson, and Diane Sawyer-- combined!
Having "Talent on Loan from God," has been an enormous asset for Limbaugh who makes talk radio and entertainment sound easy.
To the contrary, however, talk radio is anything but easy, as leftist dim wit Al Franken can attest.
Franken, who once authored a book titled, Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations, has parlayed cocaine, pornography, and tax evasion into a stunning failure at Air America.
Based on news accounts of Limbaugh`s new contract, Franken is considering a re-write of his anti-Rush drivel which will be titled, "Rush Limbaugh Is a Billionaire, and God How I Hate and Envy Him!"
Tough tilly, Al.
If elected, perhaps you should introduce legislation making it unlawful for private corporations to discriminate against less talented liberals, like yourself?
Call it the "The Removal of Successful Conservative Broadcasters from Publicly Held Airwaves and Preservation of Liberal Talk through a Fairness Doctrine Act of 2009."
A bit wordy, yes, but spot on in identifying the misery and torment that El Rushbo inflicts on deserving liberals!