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Published:November 17th, 2008 17:33 EST

Lindsay Lohan Not A Lesbian? Yeah, Right

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan, who admitted dating Samantha Ronson in September, is reconsidering her relationship with the DJ as she has reportedly said that she`s not a `lesbian`.

The 22-year-old singer, who has been with the disc-spinner for nine months, is said to have been furious after her jealous girlfriend ordered her flunkies to clear eager men flocking Lindsay at London`s Dolce club."

If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck and swims like a duck, it`s a freakin` duck.

Lindsay Lohan has been photographed holding hands, hugging and french kissing her girlfriend Samantha Ronson on numerous occasions, but now Lindsay is saying she`s not a lesbian?

Lindsay has been openly dating Samantha and she`s declared her love for DJ lover, but she`s not gay? Ronson and Lohan are inseparable, it`s been ages since we saw a pic of Lohan without Rosen by her side, but she`s not in a Sapphic relationship?

Something doesn`t compute. Something is rotten in Denmark. Something doesn`t add up.

By being coy Lindsay Lohan is setting back the cause of gay rights. Lohan is giving the impression that she`s too ashamed to admit that she`s involved in a lesbian relationship. Lohan should muster up the courage to utter the "L" word. You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or a sex therapist to know that Lohan and Ronson are involved in a sexual relationship.

Lohan, there`s nothing wrong with being lesbian or bisexual, stop playing games and tell the truth.