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Published:November 28th, 2008 12:54 EST
Ann Coulter's

Holiday Miracle: Ann Coulter's Jaw Wired Shut

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Never apologize to, compliment, or show graciousness to a Democrat."

"[The] Spawn of Satan convention in Boston [was attended by] corn-fed, no make-up, natural fiber, no-bra needing, sandal-wearing, hirsute, somewhat fragrant hippie chick pie wagons."

 Ann Coulter

"If we took away women`s right to vote, we`d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It`s kind of a pipe dream, it`s a personal fantasy of mine."

"We [Christians] just want Jews to be perfected."

"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building."

Ann Coulter Quotations Courtesy of Dickipedia (Not Wikipedia)

Ann Coulter has built a career lobbing verbal bombs at liberals, feminists and homosexuals. Her thermostat is set at inflammatory rhetoric, she`s incapable of having an intelligent and reasonable debate. Coulter uses her vile outbreaks as a way to keep in the news and sell her books.

Like a hurricane or a tornado Coulter is an awesome force of nature, it seems nothing can shut her up. But a wonderful miracle has occurred this holiday season and millions of liberals are rejoicing: Ann Coulter has been silenced at least for a few weeks.

"It looks like one of the conservative right`s loudest mouthpieces might be silenced for awhile.

A number of media outlets, including MSNBC, Huffington Post and the New York Post, are reporting that Ann Coulter has broken her jaw and had it wired shut.

The injury could keep Coulter from hocking her new book on talk shows. The New Ann Coulter is scheduled to be released on Dec. 30.",0,1450053.story

Fundamentalists try to convince skeptics that there`s a God by pointing to the beauty of nature, but the wonderful news that Coulter has been silenced may be more powerful proof that there`s a God.

Coulter has been silenced at the most opportune time, just when she was getting ready to hit all the talk shows to hawk her book.

None of the articles that I read mentioned how Coulter`s jaw was broken. My guess is that someone finally got fed up and popped her on the chin. I`m sure there are a million and one suspects.