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Published:December 8th, 2008 11:53 EST
Poor Paris Hilton Can't Find Record Label To Release Her New Album

Poor Paris Hilton Can't Find Record Label To Release Her New Album

By Robert Paul Reyes

Paris Hilton has failed as a movie star and pop singer, but she has enjoyed wild success as Paris Hilton. We wince when we hear Hilton`s songs on the radio, and we shun her movies, but we can`t get enough of her not so private life. When I find an article in Billboard Magazine about Hilton`s upcoming album I quickly turn the page, but when I see an article in People magazine about her latest sexcapade I read ever single word.

Hilton`s debut album flopped, and she is trying desperately to find a record label to release her sophomore effort:

"Socialite Paris Hilton is having problems with her second pop album -- she can`t find a record label to release it.

The `Simple Life` star founded Heiress Records, a sub-label of Warner Bros. Records, in 2004 and released her self-titled debut album, "Paris," under that label in 2006."


You must really suck as a singer if the only way to release your album is by starting your own record label. I hope Paris doesn`t start her own movie production company, we don`t need any more Paris Hilton films.

Hilton`s first album was universally panned, and her latest flick has garnered scathing reviews. Hilton should stick to what she does best: Dancing on top of tables, making sex tapes and hawking her perfume. In other words Paris should just be her wonderfully kooky self and we will always love her.