December 8th, 2008 11:53 EST
Poor Paris Hilton Can't Find Record Label To Release Her New Album
Paris Hilton has failed as a movie star and pop singer, but she has enjoyed wild success as Paris Hilton. We wince when we hear Hilton`s songs on the radio, and we shun her movies, but we can`t get enough of her not so private life. When I find an article in Billboard Magazine about Hilton`s upcoming album I quickly turn the page, but when I see an article in People magazine about her latest sexcapade I read ever single word.
Hilton`s debut album flopped, and she is trying desperately to find a record label to release her sophomore effort:
"Socialite Paris Hilton is having problems with her second pop album -- she can`t find a record label to release it.
The `Simple Life` star founded Heiress Records, a sub-label of Warner Bros. Records, in 2004 and released her self-titled debut album, "Paris," under that label in 2006."
You must really suck as a singer if the only way to release your album is by starting your own record label. I hope Paris doesn`t start her own movie production company, we don`t need any more Paris Hilton films.
Hilton`s first album was universally panned, and her latest flick has garnered scathing reviews. Hilton should stick to what she does best: Dancing on top of tables, making sex tapes and hawking her perfume. In other words Paris should just be her wonderfully kooky self and we will always love her.