December 11th, 2008 10:05 EST
Obama is Doing a Great Job says Hilton
"Paris Hilton, who was thrust into the US presidential election campaign in an ad by Republican candidate John McCain, on Tuesday gave president-elect Barack Obama`s performance so far the thumbs up.
"I think Obama is doing a really good job. Maybe it will be my turn one day but for now let`s leave it to Obama," the famed hotel heiress told reporters in Madrid when asked if she planned to run for president one day."
I realize that only entertainment reporters cover Paris Hilton, but even they shouldn`t ask the clueless bimbo if she plans on running for president. This is the only type of question that reporters should ask Hilton: Will you don underwear if Victoria`s Secret hires you as a spokesperson?
Paris Hilton may be an expert on haute couture, but she doesn`t know Jack about politics. Who cares if Paris thinks that Obama is doing a good job, she`s not a political analyst.
The delusional heiress thinks that one day she may president, probably the same day as this bald cranky columnist will be hired as a runway model. What might we see in a Hilton administration? I wouldn`t be surprised if she replaced the Presidential Seal with the Gucci logo. State dinners would have a strict dress code: Ladies will not be admitted unless they are designer-clad, but wearing underwear will be optional. The Lincoln Bedroom would be converted into a boutique, and the Oval Office would have a waterbed instead of a desk. In a Hilton press conferences only reporters from People magazine and Entertainment Tonight would be allowed to ask questions.
Hilton was in Spain to promote a social networking Internet site, now that`s something the party girl knows a lot about. For the good of the country let`s hope that Hilton sticks to being a social butterfly, and keeps out of politics. If Sarah Palin is considered a legitimate vice-presidential candidate, then a Hilton presidency just might be possible