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Published:December 20th, 2008 11:25 EST

Hilton's Home Burglarized, $2 Million In Jewelry Missing

By Robert Paul Reyes

Last year Hilton, the hotel heiress, party girl and wannabe singer and actress, suffered the humiliation and indignity of spending a few days in jail for parole violation. This year turned out to be even worse for the beautiful socialite: Her latest movie "Repo! The Genetic Opera" has been panned by some critics as the worst movie of all time, and she can`t find a record label to release her new album. And now to add insult to injury her Mulholland Estates mansion was burglarized to the tune of $2 million worth of bling.

"LAPD detectives were hunting Friday for a thief who made off with an estimated $2 million worth of jewelry after ransacking the Mulholland Estates mansion of socialite Paris Hilton in a brazen overnight burglary.

In what may be one of the city`s highest-dollar home break-ins this year, a security guard called police shortly after 5 a.m. Friday to report a burglary at Hilton`s house in a gated community nestled in the hills of Sherman Oaks.

`The guard reported a burglar `wearing a hooded sweat shirt and gloved"`entered the home and `ransacked her bedroom, aid Los Angeles Police Officer April Harding. LAPD officials said the suspect or suspects snatched jewelry worth around $2 million from the home in the 3300 block of Clarendon Road before fleeing.",0,7351436.story

The burglary happened at 5 am so of course Hilton wasn`t home, she was out nightclubbing and doing her patriotic duty to stimulate the economy.

It took a lot of guts for the burglar to target Hilton`s mansion, because she lives in a gated community with its own security force. The burglar may have guts but he lacks brains, he should of left the bling behind and stolen the pop diva`s laptops. I`d be very surprised if someone as skanky as Hilton has made only one s*x tape, her laptops could be a potential goldmine of s*x tapes and nude photographs. Hilton`s movies may bomb at the box office, but her s*x tapes can generate many millions online.

I`m relieved that Hilton wasn`t home, I would hate for anything to happen to the pop tart. She`s a goldmine for pundits and entertainment reporters: Long live Hilton!