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Published:September 23rd, 2009 14:46 EST
Top 10 Most Irritating Celebrities

Top 10 Most Irritating Celebrities

By Robert Paul Reyes

Amy Winehouse

We`ve been subjected to enough photographs of Amy looking like a crack head. The press should stop covering her until she once again resembles a human being.

Paris Hilton

I saw about ten minutes of Hilton`s s*x tape, and that`s enough of the bimbo to last me several lifetimes. We`ll always have Paris, but do we need to be constantly bombarded with her images?

Oprah Winfrey

Everything about the Queen of Day Time TV is fake: Fake relationship with Stedman, fake empathy for her guests, and guest writers who pen fake autobiographies. She needs to retire and spend her time eating bon bons and counting her billions.

Sarah Palin

The McCain/Palin ticket suffered a devastating loss, aren`t losers supposed to sulk away and disappear for a while? Unfortunately, it looks like Palin is already campaigning for 2012. If Palin becomes President of the United States in 2012, maybe the Mayan prophesy is true and the world will end in that year.

Rod Blagojevich

With his frightening hairstyle Blago should only be seen on Halloween. Blago has disgraced himself and he should do the right thing and resign and disappear from the public spotlight.

Britney Spears

We`ve seen as much of the pop tart as her gynecologist, and we are as sick of her as her psychiatrist.

Billy Mays

The ubiquitous TV pitchman whose shtick is yelling at the camera wore out his welcome a long time ago. I WISH HE WOULD GET THE HELL OUT OF MY TV !!!!!!

Lindsay Lohan

I`ve seen enough of her freckles, tantrums and nether regions to make me ill. I beg the press not to cover her until she makes a decent movie.

The Video Professor

This "professor" makes gazillions hawking videos teaching morons how to do basic computer stuff like how to use a mouse or how to use a search engine.

The Ladies of "The View"

These old hags work my last nerve, they have a penchant for crudely talking about s*xual matters. Nobody, I mean absolutely nobody, wants to here women in their 50`s and 60`s talk about s*x.