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Published:January 10th, 2009 15:43 EST
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Paris Hilton: I've Only Slept With Two People

By Robert Paul Reyes

"I`ve only ever done it with a couple of people. People make up stories, but mostly I just kiss. I think it`s important to play hard to get. Nobody wants the fake Prada bag -- they want the brand new bag that no one can get and is the most expensive. If you give it up to a guy he won`t respect you. He`ll want you much more if he can`t have you."

Can you guess which celebrity spoke these words in an interview with Glamour magazine? This is not an easy question to answer, it`s easier to find an African American at a KKK rally than it is to find a chaste celebrity in Hollywood.

Guys would never brag about only having "done it" with only a couple of people, so we can focus on the ladies. The reference to a Prada bag is a clue, it tells us that the mystery person is superficial and obsessed with fashion. Well, that doesn`t exactly narrow the field...

Believe it or not it`s Paris Hilton who claims to have slept with only two persons. Yes, the same Paris who stars in her own sex-tape, eschews wearing underwear and is often photographed kissing, fondling and dirty dancing with poseurs at clubs.

It`s amusing to hear serial vagina flasher Hilton talk about earning a guy`s respect, that`s like hearing pay-for-play Blago talk about earning the respect of his constituents.

I don`t know who Paris thinks she`s fooling, she sees more action on an average day than the typical Hilton hotel. She`s probably done everybody in Hollywood including her Prada bag.