I don`t know why the pop diva`s panties are in a twist over her lost journals. Britney Spears is scandal-proof, her panty-less antics and even her more serious indiscretions haven`t hurt her ability to rake in millions. She could play dodge ball in the middle of a busy street with her young boys while she`s butt naked, and her fans would still buy her records and attend her concerts.
We don`t love Britney because she`s a great singer (she`s not) and a talented actress (Please), it`s her clueless charm that endears her to us.
Britney, plese chill out girlfriend! Even if your diaries reveal that you had a drug-fueled o*gy with a bunch of dwarfs we will still love you to death. In fact, such a startling revelation would make us even more obsessed with everything Britney.
I hope that Britney`s diary is found by the Enquirer, they wouldn`t hesitate to publish all the juicy info.
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