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Published:February 9th, 2009 15:13 EST
Britney Spears Worried Crazy Over Stolen Journals

Britney Spears Worried Crazy Over Stolen Journals

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Britney Spears is featured as the cover story in the latest issue of the National Enquirer.

The issue claims Britney is in a `panic` over stolen journals and video interviews `done during some of the darkest days of her life,` said an insider."

I don`t know why the pop diva`s panties are in a twist over her lost journals. Britney Spears is scandal-proof, her panty-less antics and even her more serious indiscretions haven`t hurt her ability to rake in millions. She could play dodge ball in the middle of a busy street with her young boys while she`s butt naked, and her fans would still buy her records and attend her concerts.

We don`t love Britney because she`s a great singer (she`s not) and a talented actress (Please), it`s her clueless charm that endears her to us.

Britney, plese chill out girlfriend! Even if your diaries reveal that you had a drug-fueled o*gy with a bunch of dwarfs we will still love you to death. In fact, such a startling revelation would make us even more obsessed with everything Britney.

I hope that Britney`s diary is found by the Enquirer, they wouldn`t hesitate to publish all the juicy info.