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Published:February 25th, 2009 15:40 EST
In Bid To Save Career Chris Brown Enrolls In Anger Management Class

In Bid To Save Career Chris Brown Enrolls In Anger Management Class

By Robert Paul Reyes


"In a reported attempt to regain his `good guy` image and learn to control his aggression, Chris Brown is taking anger management classes.

The troubled R&B singer, who allegedly left his girlfriend Rihanna with a bloodied and bruised face after an altercation, reportedly attended his first anger management class on Monday. "Chris doesn`t actually have to go by law," a Brown source told the NY Daily News, "but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before March 5," when the "Forever" singer is due to appear in court on charges of making felony criminal threats."

Chris Brown will never regain his "good guy" image; a nice guy doesn`t render his girlfriend`s face a bruised and bloody mess. Brown might as well take up the rap game where violence is glorified, and any conviction results in a spike in record sales.

Anger management classes are a farce, time in prison or a hefty fine are the only behavior modification programs that I believe in.

Why are celebrities who break the law always referred to as "troubled"?

Britney Spears has been described as "troubled" a gazillion times. If you shave your head, drive with your baby bouncing on your lap, pass out drunk in nightclubs, expose your nether regions, sit on the curb of a street bawling like a baby, and drop your infant like it`s hot, you aren`t troubled; you are a psycho bimbo from hell.

The only way that Chris Brown will look better to the public is if he is wearing an orange jail jump suit.