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Published:February 25th, 2009 15:40 EST
In Bid To Save Career Chris Brown Enrolls In Anger Management Class

In Bid To Save Career Chris Brown Enrolls In Anger Management Class

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"In a reported attempt to regain his `good guy` image and learn to control his aggression, Chris Brown is taking anger management classes.

The troubled R&B singer, who allegedly left his girlfriend Rihanna with a bloodied and bruised face after an altercation, reportedly attended his first anger management class on Monday. "Chris doesn`t actually have to go by law," a Brown source told the NY Daily News, "but he believes it will make him look better to the public, and he wants to try to get in a few classes before March 5," when the "Forever" singer is due to appear in court on charges of making felony criminal threats." http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2009/02/brown_enrolled_in_anger_manage.php


Chris Brown will never regain his "good guy" image; a nice guy doesn`t render his girlfriend`s face a bruised and bloody mess. Brown might as well take up the rap game where violence is glorified, and any conviction results in a spike in record sales.

Anger management classes are a farce, time in prison or a hefty fine are the only behavior modification programs that I believe in.

Why are celebrities who break the law always referred to as "troubled"?

Britney Spears has been described as "troubled" a gazillion times. If you shave your head, drive with your baby bouncing on your lap, pass out drunk in nightclubs, expose your nether regions, sit on the curb of a street bawling like a baby, and drop your infant like it`s hot, you aren`t troubled; you are a psycho bimbo from hell.

The only way that Chris Brown will look better to the public is if he is wearing an orange jail jump suit.