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Published:March 7th, 2009 11:44 EST
Do You Want Paris Hilton To Be Hit By Lightning?

Do You Want Paris Hilton To Be Hit By Lightning?

By Robert Paul Reyes

Lighting is a natural phenomenon and it`s not indicative of God`s wrath, but there are some evildoers that I would love to see hit by lightning. Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is at the top of my list, not only has he threatened to destroy Israel but his name is difficult to pronounce and it`s often misspelled. He makes bloggers and columnists look uniformed and careless.

North Korean dictator Kim Jong II is another monster that I would love to see struck by a bolt of lightning. This dwarf should be playing an Ooompa Loompa instead of causing havoc as the grand exalted leader of North Korea.

Many people are more interested in seeing celebrities bite the dust. We would need the Mother of all Thunderstorm to get rid of all the celebs that Americans despises. The list is endless: Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Dr. Phil, Marv Albert, Lil` Kim, Kim Kardashian, Mariah Carey, Rosie O`Donnell, Roseanne Barr, Eva Longoria Parker, Mike Tyson, Chris Brown, Octomom, Pamela Anderson, The Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, Barry Bonds, Billy Ray Cyrus...

"Paris Hilton is the celebrity the British public would most like to see struck by lightning.

The hotel heiress and socialite - who recently came to Britain in search of a new best friend for her latest reality TV show - topped a poll conducted by new online TV service FilmOn.TV to celebrate its launch."

Looks like Paris Hilton has worn out her welcome in every country of the world, she is universally loathed. Hilton may have a difficult time finding a new BFF, the Brit`s aren`t exactly crazy about the American bimbo.

I hope nobody ever does a poll on the "Blogger/Writer" I Would Most Like To See Struck By Lightning