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Published:March 7th, 2009 12:03 EST
Madonna Gets Freaky With Boy Toy At Da Club

Madonna Gets Freaky With Boy Toy At Da Club

By Robert Paul Reyes


"The queen of Pop, who appeared in Spears` latest documentary: Britney: For The Record, reportedly lost her cool when a DJ played a Britney track during a party on Monday night.

Madge was at personal trainer Tracy Anderson`s birthday bash at Hell`s Kitchen gay bar in The Ritz when the incident occurred.

"She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus Luz, her new boy."

Madonna is 50-something, but that doesn`t stop her from dancing the night away at night clubs. The spectacle of an old woman with withered hands shaking her grove thang at a club may induce the kids to ridicule the interloper. But Madonna is safe in a gay club, she`s an icon to gays and they will always welcome the grizzled show biz veteran.

Nevertheless I would strongly recommend that a DJ refrain from playing any song that will cause Madge to engage in an aggressive make out session. Watching an old lady make out may be a little bit too much to ask, even from Madonna`s loyal homosexual fan base.

Madge we love you, but when we hear your songs on the radio it`s the, Madonna of 25 years ago that we remember. Please don`t ruin our wonderful memories of you by cavorting like you are still a nubile 20-year-old.