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Published:March 10th, 2009 13:21 EST
Britney Spears Flashes Her Goodies At Concert In Tampa

Britney Spears Flashes Her Goodies At Concert In Tampa

By Robert Paul Reyes


Britney Spears has an anemic voice, dismal acting skills and only adequate dancing ability, but she compensates for her lack of talent with a skankiness factor that is off the charts.

The brazen pop tart had a very well choreographed wardrobe malfunction during a show in Tampa. Spears made sure that even the fans in the nosebleed section knew about her "accidental" exposure.

"`My p---- was hanging out!` Spears exclaimed - twice - prompting the entire arena to burst into laughter.
The mother of two continues her striptease - err - tour in Uniondale, New York, on Wednesday."

Nobody in the audience was upset or shocked, after all Britney Spears wouldn`t cheat her fans from a glimpse of her most infamous body part. A Britney Spears concert without the pop diva flashing her nether regions, would be like a Tony Bennett concert without the crooner singing "I Left My Heart in San Francisco." If Britney wants continued success she doesn`t need a vocal coach, but she sure as hell better not get rid of the professional who applies the hot wax treatment to her most valued asset.