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Published:March 20th, 2009 14:10 EST
Nobody In Hollywood Wants To Hire Lindsay Lohan

Nobody In Hollywood Wants To Hire Lindsay Lohan

By Robert Paul Reyes

In this wretched economy millions of Americans have lost their jobs, and many more are worried they might be the next ones to get a pink slip.

It`s not just "regular Joes" who are singing the unemployment blues, pop tart Lindsay Lohan`s unemployed status is causing her anxiety.

"Lindsay Lohan -- who hasn`t appeared in a movie since 2007`s I Know Who Killed Me -- says she`s looking for a job.

`It`s scary when you realize, `Oh my God, I`m not working. And I have a house to pay for now.` " and there`s been some things I`ve really wanted to do,` she says in April`s Nylon.

`Like the one movie I`ve wanted to do for so long is Alice in Wonderland [directed by Tim Burton],` she continues. `But, um, that didn`t work out " it is what it is.`"

Um, many things haven`t worked out lately for Lohan, bad things tend to happen when you spend your waking hours drinking in clubs.

Lohan isn`t going to get any calls from producers until she demonstrates that she`s drug/alcohol free and drama free. To that end she needs to enroll in a serious rehab treatment center, and she needs to ditch her parasite girlfriend.