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Published:March 25th, 2009 16:32 EST
Lindsay Lohan Is Tired Of Being Object Of Ridicule

Lindsay Lohan Is Tired Of Being Object Of Ridicule

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Lindsay Lohan is sick of being tabloid fodder. In a chat with E!, LiLo reacts to recent reports that she is virtually broke, having wasted her $$$ on useless luxury items such as a $30,000 Rolex watch and a $100,000 Maserati (which her assistant dinged Monday in a crash). LiLo is incensed by rumors that she and lovemuffin Samantha Ronson fight. Tirdad Derakhshani/Philadelphia Inquirer

Lindsay Lohan is is a godsend for tabloids, blogs and entertainment TV shows. If anything happened to the pop tart, it would be a devastating blow to entertainment journalists.

I think the lady doth protest too much (forgive me for waxing Shakespearean when I`m writing about the pop trollop), if Lindsay really hated attention from the media she would stop fighting with her girlfriend in public places.

If Lindsay added a few pounds, the press would stop speculating about her health. How can Lindsay expect us not to comment on her appearance when she looks and acts like a skeleton on crack?

Lindsay told E! News: I don`t drink, I don`t do drugs and I don`t lie. Lindsay has been filmed drinking in night clubs, so she drinks and lies. Let`s hope that at least she`s given up the drugs.

Let`s pray that Lindsay gets her act together (I`m serious), and that we will be talking and writing about her acting skills instead of her scandalous behavior.