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Published:March 26th, 2009 13:22 EST
Lindsay Lohan's Latest Humiliation

Lindsay Lohan's Latest Humiliation

By Robert Paul Reyes

 

"Lindsay Lohan got some reel bad news this week: Her new movie, Labor Pains, is headed straight to cable.

The film`s production company, Nu Image/Millennium Films, has confirmed that the comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009. It will be released on DVD a month later.

In the film -- which wrapped last August -- Lohan plays a woman who fakes being pregnant to save herself from being fired. She must then keep the lie going for nine months." http://www.usmagazine.com/news/lindsay-lohans-new-movie-goes-straight-to-cable-2009263


An established actress spends many months working long days filming a movie with the expectation and hopes that the payoff will be a blockbuster hit playing in thousands of screens.

It is the ultimate humiliation for a famous actress to have her movie head straight to cable. To make things worse Lohan`s film isn`t going to a premier cable station like HBO or Showtime, but to the obscure ABC Family.

It`s ironic that the skanky starlet`s latest movie has been picked up by a family-friendly network. When I think of Lohan`s panty-less antics and her drunken shenanigans in night clubs, the word "family-friendly" doesn`t come to mind.

This humiliation may be Lohan`s last wake-up call, if this doesn`t convince her to turn her life and career around, nothing will.