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Published:April 23rd, 2009 16:41 EST

Holy Cow: Lindsay Lohan Looks Like A Freakin' Skeleton

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Lindsay Lohan`s fragile frame has been a cause of concern for quite some time now, however photographs of the actress shopping in Los Angeles this week seem to have taken the term "scary skinny" to whole new level. Donning a low-cut strapless dress, the 22-year-old flashed a little skin ... and a lot of bone.

According to Dr. Kent Holtorf, Director of the Holtorf Medical Group in Los Angeles (who does not treat Lohan) the 5`5`` starlet weighs around 95-100 lbs with a Body Mass Index (BMI) of less than 16. But in order to be considered "healthy" she should be at least 113-149 lbs with a BMI of 18-25.",2933,517583,00.html

WE all wish that the obnoxious Lindsay Lohan would disappear, but we don`t mean that literally. Lindsay Lohan with her career in tatters and her personal life a train wreck is literally disappearing in front of our eyes. With her protruding bones, gaunt face and toothpick legs she looks like a survivor from a concentration camp. It`s a good thing she doesn`t wear panties, she`s so skinny they would fall to her ankles. Come to think of it even if she were a normal weight, her panties would be down to her ankles most of the time anyway.

It`s fun and perfectly legitimate to make fun of the reckless and self-centered Lohan, but we all wish she would put some meat on her bones. I hope her next boyfriend or girlfriend will be a chef or a freak with a food fetish.

Lindsay, for god`s sake girlfriend, get over your failed career and your broken relationship by gobbling a few Big Whoppers.