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Published:May 3rd, 2009 18:15 EST
Britney Spears Can't Live Without Her Stripper Pole

Britney Spears Can't Live Without Her Stripper Pole

By Robert Paul Reyes


"Britney Spears has requested a stripper pole be installed in her hotel room.

The `Toxic` singer - who is a huge fan of pole dancing as it helps maintain her new slender figure - made the unusual request to staff at London`s Dorchester Hotel, where she will be staying when she performs at the city`s O2 arena in June as part of the UK leg of her `Circus` tour.

A source said: "Britney loves pole dancing, it is her new favourite work out. She gets the toning she needs without having to hit the gym and wants to do it in the privacy of her own hotel room."

When celebrities stay at hotels they have a penchant for making outrageous requests. One celeb has been known to request a bowl of M & M`s, but they all have to be red or blue.

The Toxic singer, who is as skanky as she wants to be, asked for a stripper pole to be installed in her hotel room.

If Britney weighed 200 pounds she would still love pole dancing, it`s the exhibitionism not the exercise that she craves.

The hotel housekeeper should be paid triple her normal wage when she disinfects Britney`s stripper pole.

If Britney were a firefighter many homes would go down in flames, when the alarm at the firehouse sounds it would take the other firefighters a few minutes to pry her away from the pole.

Britney is a very poor singer, I think her fans would be just as happy if she pole danced for them instead of lip-synched her hits.